Peon's Place

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

10. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. Okay, so what’s the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

26. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Neither my Supervisor or my Lead is at work today… so I really have no one.. watching me.. today.. as I sit and listen to music and watch videos, at work. This job sucks~

So.. what are YOUR plans for New Year’s? If I have one more classic “sit at home and watch that damn ball drop” year… gah! A year ago I had everything figured out… everything. I was happy, I knew what my plans were 6 months ahead of me, and so on. Oh, how funny life is when it shifts dramatically…

Yes, I work on weekends. My schedule is Saturday-Wednesday, which grants me an additional percentage to my paycheck due to “non standard hours” or something. It’s not bad.. really, it’s not.. except when I get in at 11:45 and then chat and play Yahoo! Pool until 1:30 in the morning… and I have to wake up 5 hours later for work. *sighs*

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong – that’s what’s so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”, but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.”. Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]

I’m skipping work! I’m skipping work! Lalala, don’t you wish you can be me, I’m skipping work!

Final exam tonight though. =/

Vizzini: I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.
Westley: You’re that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

Note: Chia Pet + KeyboardInigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

Talking search engine… wtf?

Anyhow, gimme a call at work tomorrow Abs (925-598-7718), you signed off as I walked in the door, and your cell has been off all night.~

I’m going to bed before 11? What’s wrong with me?.. so tired.~

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Buttercup: We’ll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

A book?

That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.

Has it got any sports in it?

Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…

Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.

Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

Movie after movie at 2:30 am… amazing. Too bad I had to get up at 7 for work. :(
I.. am so.. tired…

You are wonderful.

Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.

I admit it, you are better than I am.

Then why are you smiling?

Because I know something you don’t know.

And what is that?

I… am not left-handed.

You are amazing.

I ought to be, after 20 years.

Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.

Tell me.

I’m not left-handed either.

Nothing makes you feel as if “everything is going to be alright, life will go on”, as that feeling when you have enough in your checking account to pay rent for the next 6 months, all bills are paid off, 75% of your income is disposable… and a full tank of gas.

I dunno, the last 2 months for me have sucked.. bad. I’ve felt as if I have lost everything. Very few things in my life are the same as they were 20 months ago.. everything else reminds me of her. Hell, I cannot even go to Jack in the Box anymore. I guess this happens when you try to put someone into your life, family and all.

But I dunno.. things are looking up. Things are going to be alright. I have a full tank of gas. Don’t bother with your rent, don’t bother with your bills, don’t bother with other people and their drama. Nothing in life is as important as a full tank of gas. (remember I said that!)