MegaMillions reaches world-record high

We’ve been pulling money together at work twice a week for the past three weeks or so now. And yet, no winners. I’ve heard of people dropping $700 on tickets. And yet, no winners. Is the MegaMillions game rigged somehow? We’ll find out tonight!

What to do after you win over a half billion dollars? With the multi-state lottery jackpot up for grabs, plenty of folks are fantasizing about how to spend the money. But doing it the right way: protecting your riches, your identity and your sanity. It takes some thought and planning. Making sure you don’t blow the nation’s largest-ever lottery jackpot within a few years means some advice is in order before the Mega Millions drawing Friday, especially if you’re really, really, really lucky.

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Working on my day off = hooray!

But no, seriously.. with the holiday time and all, I’m working 12 straight days.. well.. I’m getting paid 12 straight days, I’m only working 8 of them! Today’s my day off. Overtime. We’re sitting here doing nothing because the geniuses over at the IT department decided now was a good time to take the systems down quickly for whatever reason. The day we all come in early, on our day off (Thursday is the normal day off for our entire department).

So, I’m sitting here, surfing the internet, and getting paid overtime for it. I can only picture the fun Abby must be having, working in the mud, making sure the dogs she handles don’t kill eachother, or have too much sex. Abs, show the pictures to me as well, so I can help you decide which one to kidnap and take home with you!

Getting Paid to do nothing + volume 4

Neither my Supervisor or my Lead is at work today… so I really have no one.. watching me.. today.. as I sit and listen to music and watch videos, at work. This job sucks~

So.. what are YOUR plans for New Year’s? If I have one more classic “sit at home and watch that damn ball drop” year… gah! A year ago I had everything figured out… everything. I was happy, I knew what my plans were 6 months ahead of me, and so on. Oh, how funny life is when it shifts dramatically…

Yes, I work on weekends. My schedule is Saturday-Wednesday, which grants me an additional percentage to my paycheck due to “non standard hours” or something. It’s not bad.. really, it’s not.. except when I get in at 11:45 and then chat and play Yahoo! Pool until 1:30 in the morning… and I have to wake up 5 hours later for work. *sighs*

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong – that’s what’s so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”, but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.”. Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]