• Would you like to supersize your order of AWKWARDNESS??

    Pizza & a movie with her and her boyfriend last night.. yeah.
    The best is when I see the expression on her face everytime she realizes something else that he and I have in common.. yes, Abby, it is a conspiracy.~

    Your couch is really comfy, and I was falling asleep towards the end of the movie.. but you already knew that! Oh, the joys of having woken up in your guys’ place this morning, that would have been. =P

    So..

    Dear Abby, (haha, I’ve always wanted to say that)
    What time are we going over to her house tonight?? Give her like, 6 hours warning, that should be sufficient! And she can warn her creepyscarydad, so he won’t chase me out with a pitchfork and/or shotgun.

     
  • because other people are doing it too…?

    The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell – Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Level Score
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
    Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
    Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
    Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent) Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
    Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low

    Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

     
  • bah

    Nothing makes you feel as if “everything is going to be alright, life will go on”, as that feeling when you have enough in your checking account to pay rent for the next 6 months, all bills are paid off, 75% of your income is disposable… and a full tank of gas.

    I dunno, the last 2 months for me have sucked.. bad. I’ve felt as if I have lost everything. Very few things in my life are the same as they were 20 months ago.. everything else reminds me of her. Hell, I cannot even go to Jack in the Box anymore. I guess this happens when you try to put someone into your life, family and all.

    But I dunno.. things are looking up. Things are going to be alright. I have a full tank of gas. Don’t bother with your rent, don’t bother with your bills, don’t bother with other people and their drama. Nothing in life is as important as a full tank of gas. (remember I said that!)

     
  • wtg

    wtg

     
  • Why my job never gets old…

    typed from a fax..


    Hello,

    The timecard for UCSG is old, but I didn’t get a chance to send until now. These are my last two days there.

    You cannot fax it to him because he will ignore it. And if he tries to get you to decrease my hours, please tell him NO. He already “stole” hours off my last paycheck. (He made me decrease the hours I should have been paid for or he refused to sign) See Yasir for details.

    Inform him that I have his office keys that will be returned after my timecard is signed.

    Thanks for your help!

    Honey Lockard


    Heh heh.. holding the office keys until your timecard gets signed for the actual hours you worked.. that’s awesome. ;)

    St Paul Plumbing (Minnesota!) will never be the same again.

     
  • THAR BE GREEN HILLS

    And angry cows???

     
  • Happy T-day!

    Happy Thanks giving! To all of you, especially all 3 out of 4 LJ friends that actually friends’d me back!

    Gobble Gobble
    Happy T day! deadturk

     
  • I’m so uncultured

    And yet I beat you both, heh.

    Im so uncultured

    create your own personalized map of the USA
    or write about it on the open travel guide

     
  • Harmonium

    Awesome album, very awesome. I’m listening to it at work.

    I feel a lot less dirty now, having purchased it, after I downloaded all of the mp3′s about 2 weeks ago.. I had the lyrics to White Houses memorized about 2 months ago. =(

    C’est La Vie is still my favorite track on the album. Afterglow is awesome as well. The whole album is good, what am I saying? ;p
    If you loved ‘Be Not Nobody’, this one will give you orgasms in your sleep.

    My biggest downside? Only 10 tracks.. EXCEPT THAT HIDDEN 11TH ONE, HAHA! So clever~
    I can’t wait to pop this in and see the ‘Enhanced’ features.. it’ll have to be on my second computer, as I install EQ2 with all 37 CD’s on my main one. P.S… thanks Fry’s, for taking 20 minutes to deal with my pre-order and making me late for work this morning.

     
  • webpage =(

    It’s been down for the past few days.. supposedly should be back up Tuesday or Wednesday, if not, I have another host already lined up.. sorry. =P

    Take your records, take your freedom
    Take your memories I don’t need’em
    Take your space and take your reasons
    But you’ll think of me
    And take your cap and leave my sweater
    ‘Cause we have nothing left to weather
    In fact I’ll feel a whole lot better
    But you’ll think of me, you’ll think of me