Humpilates is here!

Watch this Jimmy Kimmel “Hottie Body Hump Club” exercise ball video, with a ton of guest appearances. I couldn’t stop laughing. The best workout video since the Shake Weight commercials!

Working out their Hump routine areĀ Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsay Lohan. My favorite part is the very end, where it’s Jimmy and LiLo, with the following line:

Jimmy: “…so affordable it’s practically a steal”

Lindsay: “Allegedly.”

View the video below, have fun!


Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way”, a step down from her previous music videos

My first impression of Lady Gaga’s new video for “Born This Way” was that I had just lost seven and a half minutes of my life that I’ll never have back, on a Madonna remake song. MissĀ Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has certainly made better videos in her past, and after two weeks of hearing this song, I’m sooo sick of it. Only one other Gaga song has made me sick after hearing it so often, which was “Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)” as it just became nothing but redundant.

View the video, it’s odd and she takes a lot of creativity over the past few decades from other writers, such as Return to Oz with the head-thing. ;)

Attack of the Birds!

I woke up. I went for a swim. I came to work, and made some taquitos. My day has been hell ever since.

I make my round of call backs for customer issues that I have open, and after 2 phone calls, I actually end up with 3 more tickets than I had to begin with. Seriously? And it’s been like this for the past 2 weeks. I’m finally taking a breather from my day to complain to the world right now. TGITh?

So, I scored a 97% on my math test from last week. The one that took me 25 minutes to do and had people upset that I walked out of class so early. I missed a single point on a graph, while technically correct, apparently was not “pretty enough” for the professor. Sorry, I did not utilize colored pencils in my drawing. Sue me.

I finished off all single-player achievements in Assassins Creed: Brotherhood over this past weekend, and “accidentally” spent 8 hours playing Fable III, on the holiday Monday. The new game is pretty much like Fable II, with updated graphics and the ability to have random online players join your game, marry you, divorce you, and then give me 262,000 gold coins. Thanks for that by the way, my newbie character is now a landlord god, and I’m purchasing any and all buildings I come across.

As a finishing note, eBay’s trademark policies are killing me. That is all.