Blame it on mother nature, but this girl is going to eventually learn, one way or the other. I told her it was a stupid idea to go, but she must have missed my Twitter message.
Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. She must appear in court Thursday for her probation progress report hearing — she’s required to show because she has only completed 10 of the 13 required alcohol ed classes (she snuck in a class last Friday).
But sources say she can’t get a flight back to the States because of the volcanic ash from Iceland. Airports all over Europe are jam-packed and it’s impossible to get a seat. Here’s the tragic humor – if Lindsay doesn’t show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest.