LeBron James – free lapdances for life

LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks — a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star, who will become a free agent after this season, is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team, but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York’s premiere strip club Scores says it’ll give the basketball star:

  • A free lifetime of lap dances
  • A “LeBron James Day” when all the strippers will wear his jersey
  • And free food for life at the strip club’s very own steakhouse

Good luck competing with that Utah!

Author: Jason Zajdel

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