Tiger ties for 4th in the Masters

And the standings are:

1 Phil Mickelson F -16 $1,350,000
2 Lee Westwood F -13 $810,000
3 Anthony Kim F -12 $510,000
T4 K.J. Choi F -11 $330,000
T4 Tiger Woods F -11 $330,000
6 Fred Couples F -9 $270,000
7 Nick Watney F -8 $251,250
T8 Y.E. Yang F -7 $225,000
T8 Hunter Mahan F -7 $225,000
T10 Ricky Barnes F -5 $195,000

Ouch. I can’t believe we gave him that much money to spend on booze and women. Hopefully Elin takes a piece of it when she leaves him.

In the photo to the right, we have Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses Devon James, Loredana Joli, Cori Rist, Rachel Uchitel. The rest of Woods’ harem includes a number of hot-bodied blondes and brunettes with an average age of 30, most of whom are cocktail waitresses.

You’re still a douchebag, Tiger, and I was cheering every time you missed a 10-foot putt.

Author: Jason Zajdel

Learning as I go along. It's an awesome ride. =-)