Think of the kittens…and the DomokunSent in by a reader along with the following message:
I was walking by the church yesterday (the one where I taught our dogs to poo on their lawn) and they had just put new sidewalks in and someone wrote this in the wet cement.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Since this is the Internet, the original joke has inevitably spiralled out of control…and I’m happy to pile on.

Every time you send this fucking picture, God kills a Domo-kun.

This would be even better as a cage match.

Disturbing on many levels, including poor use of Photoshop and vaguely pornographic subject manner.