That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.
Has it got any sports in it?
Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…
Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.
Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
Movie after movie at 2:30 am… amazing. Too bad I had to get up at 7 for work. :(
I.. am so.. tired…
You are wonderful.
Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
I admit it, you are better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something you don’t know.
And what is that?
I… am not left-handed.
You are amazing.
I ought to be, after 20 years.
Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.
I’m not left-handed either.